I wasn't very indiscreet and yet | That is a notion that I might as well forget | Friends look at me these days with fond surprise | But when I start to speak they roll their eyes

Let me tell you about her | Hush now, I've said too much | There's something indescribable I can't quite catch | Let me tell you about her | The way that she makes me feel | Then draw a curtain on this scene I shan't reveal

Some things are too personal | Too intimate to spill | And gentlemen don't speak of them | And this one never will

I wasn't very conversational | Except to say that, "You're sensational" | Friends now regard me with indulgent smiles | But when I start to speak they run for miles

Let me tell you about her | Hush now, I've said too much | There's something indescribable I can't quite catch | Let me tell you about her | The way that she makes me feel | Then draw a curtain on this scene I shan't reveal